It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
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Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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