All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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