I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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