i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
His nipple licking is glorious
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