If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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