I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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