The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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