You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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