Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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