So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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