I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
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