there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
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why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
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When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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