I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
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Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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