that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
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Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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