so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party