My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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