No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
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sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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