Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
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Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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