We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
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I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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