just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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