Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
