you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
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When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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