i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
As shirtless as possible
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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