is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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