Christians are straight up FREAKS
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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