no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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