he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
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We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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