This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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