woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
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