is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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