Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
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I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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