what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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