she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
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i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
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I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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