its not stalking. its research.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
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Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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