all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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