hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
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I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
All the doctor said was why
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