erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Randomize
