i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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