People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
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It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
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High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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