If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
Randomize
