I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
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And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
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