Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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