her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
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truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
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My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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