Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
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If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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