I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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