Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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