This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
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Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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