hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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