if you like me you must not know who I am
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
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Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You may now shotgun with the bride
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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