It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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