"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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