never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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