i don't plan on having that self control this summer
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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