the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
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Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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